The informal start of summer. The Pool is open. The Pool Bar is open. The Pool-Proximate Hot Tub is open. Breakfast and Lunch will be served on the Patio overlooking the Pool and the spectacular view to our north. We question whether it gets any better than this.
(We painted the pool a darker shade of blue this year in hopes of absorbing
more of the sun's warming rays; thereby, taking the chill off the water a little
earlier in the season. Sorry, still no rainbow; it flakes off too easily and the algae is able to hide under the loose paint. It was much easier to maintain last year without it. There's more, but Amanda doesn't want to jinx anything.)
We kick off Friday, and the weekend, with Volleyball in the Dance Club. It's two-person teams in a single-elimination format. It's tough, it's tumble, it's rough, it's ready, it's all for fun. Where a devastating outfit is as likely to get you points as a devastating spike. Where removing your shirt will likely get you points and an anonymous drink from that stranger lurking in the dark, just waiting to become your personal stalker (but in a good way, since s/he's sending you free booze already).
Saturday, there's lots to do. You could go horseback riding, you could hike Bushkill Falls or the new trail just up the road from us, you could shoot the whitewater rapids in the Lehigh Valley Gorge. But, first, why not attend to that seasonal depressive disorder that's been slowly creeping in all winter? Feed that third eye a little sun. Plus, manager Jayson is bringing back Pool Games! And there's the Poolside BBQ! You've got all summer to ride and hike and shoot, treat yourself to a little relaxation.
Saturday night, it's a Blackout Party. We turn off all the unnecessary illumination, we turn on the black lights and we hand out glow sticks. The rest, we leave to your imagination. Just a hint: white clothing and neon make a big impression in the dark.
We know you only had one day in the sun, so we host our first-ever Palest Body Contest. Now, the glass-half-full amongst us might think it's our attempt to be supportive of conservative tanning habits; but, the glass-half-empty folks - who know us better - realize that one cannot win a palest body contest without removing articles of clothing to reveal said pasty body. Obviously, the more clothing that is removed, the more lack of tan your get to reveal (and the more forbidden skin we get to see). The winner walks with $100 CASH. And, it's another chance to get your very own lurker/stalker. We are always in your corner.
Sunday is the bonus day of the three-day weekend. This is the one that takes you by surprise. We're all used to relaxing every Saturday, secure in the knowledge that our return to work is still a full day away, but when a holiday Sunday rolls around and you still have another day ahead of you without work, it's like a blessing. We help you celebrate that blessing with another relaxing day poolside, another amazing dinner and an amazing show in the Nightclub.
It would be difficult to use too many superlatives to describe our entertainer. S/he has performed, literally, all around the world.
Click here for her blurb.
